10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.