10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha