10 Random Poker Quotes

The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer