10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier