10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.