10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts