10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.