10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it