10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."