10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts