10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Those eggs smell delicious!