10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson