10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger