10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977