10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)