10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...