10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fold and live to fold again
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.