10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003