10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.