10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves