10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for loners.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.