10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.