10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.