10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright