10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.