10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.