10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe