10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Welcome to kicker school
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear