10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!