10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.