10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson