10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---