10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.