10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike