10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Welcome to kicker school
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow