10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.