10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- It's Free To Fold...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer