10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.