10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.