10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.