10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters