10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."