10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]