10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water