10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown