10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear