10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.