10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.