10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"