10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.